Stop whatever you're doing and smile!

mai devreme am primit un retweet pe twitter cu o chestie foarte funny...am dat click pe site-ul de unde provenea si am vazut ca erau mai multe...mai multe ce? pai,mai multe intamplari 'tragice' ale oamenilor din toata lumea! crezi ca esti singura persoana care are ghinion neincetat? intra pe site-ul este FMyLife si daca nu ma credezi, citeste totusi mai departe...

• Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one.
• Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook.
• Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes.
• Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant".
• Today, I spent $160 on a spa package for me and my best friend because her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she has been really upset for the past week. Turns out her boyfriend broke up with her because she had been cheating on him. With MY boyfriend.
• Today, a really hot girl walked over to me, and asked ''Whats up?'' I'm guessing ''my penis'' was the wrong answer.
• Today, my fiance's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. I'm a vegetarian. They had names.
• Today, I came home from university and met my brother's girlfriend for the first time. I told my mom she seems really nice and cute. My mom replies, "Yes, she's like the daughter I never had." Did I mention I am her daughter
• Today, my boyfriend and I were at the grocery store when she suddenly pushed me into another aisle. Turns out he saw his old girlfriend and didn't want to be seen with me. Thanks, Babe.

having fun? :)) daca nu,cititi pe site altele...there are a lot more where that came from! :P




SONG OF THE DAY: Guess Who ft. Grasu XXL-Azi Nu
LYRIC OF THE DAY: But I'm no fool/ I'm just upside down...